Tired of putting on a pair of jeans, going out into public, and finding out that the zipper on the fly is broken?
Then look no further!
Duct Tape Fly Jeans are here!
That's right! Now you can go out in public an not be embarrassed by an open fly.
This new and advanced technology was discovered in August of 1996 when the inventor was getting ready to do his laundry. He had to wash all of his jeans as they were all dirty, and the only available pair for him to wear to the laundry room had a broken zipper. Grabbing a roll of duct tape, he fixed the problem and was able to do his laundry.
And now, this revolutionary new invention can be yours for the incredibly low price of $99.95! That's right! For $99.95, you'll get a high-quality pair of jeans and two 60-yard rolls of duct tape in your choice of fabulous Wal-Mart colors. It's an offer that can't be beaten anywhere.
To order, call 1-800-DTJEANS.
Sorry, cash only, please!
Kevin L. Wagner
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